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Saturday, April 11, 2015

New Titans part 1: Speedy the red arrow.

While the original Teen Titans fight crime in Jump City, Speedy, the former sidekick of Green Arrow, is assembling his own team. S.H.E.I.L.D. Hellicarierer, above Detroit Michigan. Nick Fury: (talking to Speedy.) So you see, Speedy, I'm having you put together this team, because you and the people you're looking for have the abilities needed to keep the world safe. You understand? Speedy: Yes, sir, Directer Fury! Speedy heads to the rooftops of Detroit, in his red Arrowcraft. Speedy: (talking to himself.) Alright! So I'm supposed to find this chick, named Firestar. Wow, that sounds a lot like Starfire! Speedy, suddenly sees a man is being mugged. Thief: (pointing a knife at the man.) Thanks for the wallet! Speedy: (jumping down, aiming a net arrow at the thief.) Freeze, dirtbag! You're under arrest! The thief starts to run, but Speedy fires his arrow, releasing a net onto the criminal. Speedy: (handing the civilian his wallet.) here you go. Is everything okay now, sir? Civilian: Uh, yeah. I'd better get going. Work isn't gonna finish itself. After the man leaves, Speedy returns to his primary objective. Noticing, who appears to be Firestar, fighting a super villain. Speedy: Well, here we go, again!
To be continued...

Friday, February 27, 2015

Deathstroke fan fiction part 2: The best at what he does.

I have recently discovered, that Wolverine, is in a forest of Oregon. It's taken me three days, to get to Oregon, but I've figured out just where, in the forest he is. I fought Taskmaster, because he predicts attacks. I was practicing my unpredictability. Wolverine has a healing factor like Deadpool, I have one, but it doesn't work as well. For confronting Wolverine, I've packed two large army knives, since he has claws. He didn't notice me, until I stabbed him in the back. After pulling it out, he slit my chest, almost killing me, but I came prepared. I pulled out a spear with a tazing mechanism. When I stabbed Wolverine with it, I lifted him into the air and started electrocuting his life out. His eyes popped out, so I knew it was working. His skin shriveled, turning gray, I doubted it could kill him, but it would be enough to beat him. Soon, I had won. I ran as fast as I could to get away, before his healing factor could kick into effect. I had gotten back to base, more skilled than before. I knew it was time for phase three.
To be continued...

Deathstroke fan fiction part 1: The hunt is on!

After my battle with Deadpool, I came to the realization, that he can beat me. Even kill me, if I don't play it right. I, now know that in order to beat him, I must be better in every way. Which is why, I'm going to take on, some practice. Against one, whom is like me in many ways. In order to beat Deadpool, I must become better than me. I must become better than Taskmaster. I was in London, where I've heard Taskmaster is at. I've spotted him in an alleyway, killing his target. A lot like me. I couldn't just come up to him, and expect to win. I had to studie him, learn his strengths and weaknesses. After, what felt like weeks, I've managed to master moves, he cannot copy. I came to an abandoned building, and confronted him. He pulled out a gun out, but I kicked it out of his hand. Punched me, strait in the jaw, and I punched him in the gut, repeatedly. Taskmaster pulled out his sword and shield, so I grabbed his shield, kicked him, making him let go of it. I knocked his sword out of his hand with mine. So, I pulled out my pistol, shooting him in that skull-mask of his. I had beaten Taskmaster, but the war has only begun.
To be continued...

Deadpool and Teen Titans part 10: Mumbo, you madman!

Deadpool has recently been mind controlled by Mumbo into fighting Robin. Deadpool pulls out his swords, Robin pulls out his staff and the two clash. Robin: (blocking the swords with his staff.) Deadpool! You need to snap out of it! Mumbo: He can't hear you, fool! You're done for! Robin backflips, kicking Deadpool in the face. Deadpool pulls out his guns and tries shooting Robin, but misses each time. Robin throws one of his bird-a-rangs, stabbing Deadpool in the head. Deadpool pulls it out and teleports behind Robin. Robin: He can teleport!? Deadpool puts his gun at Robin's head, thankfully, he moves fast enough to kick it out of his hand and break his arm. Robin tries to go for Mumbo, but is blasted. Deadpool snaps his arm back into place, pulls out his gun and manages to pierce Robin's side. The bullet accidentally hits Mumbo's wand, destroying it. Deadpool is freed from the mind control and knocks Mumbo out cold, just as the other titans awake. Beast Boy: What happened? Deadpool: (helping beast boy up.) Mumbo mind controlled me and I think I ended up fighting Robin. Starfire: where is Robin? They notice Robin, lying on the floor and rushed over to him. Deadpool: (kneeling down and grabbing him.) What have I done!?! Suddenly, the carnival they were in came apart, revealing that they were really in Castle Doomstadt, the home of Dr. Doom. ???: Well, hello, Titans! Cyborg: Brother Blood! Blood: Correct, Cyborg. As you can tell, I am working for Dr. Doom. Deadpool: (picking Robin up.) you guys handle him! I'll make sure Robin is safe. Brother Blood pulled out a laser sword and his other hand turned into a laser canon. Cyborg: Titans, Go!
To be continued...

Deadpool and Teen Titans part 9: Mumbo's revenge.

Titan Tower, 3 AM, Raven's room. Raven: (awoken by a noise.) I thought I specifically told Deadpool, not to go through the fridge when it's this late. Raven put on her cloak and went to the kitchen, angrily. However, she saw, it wasn't Deadpool with midnight munchies, but was infact, Mumbo. Mumbo: (removing contents to make a sandwich.) Oops! I didn't realize I was making, such a ruckus. Raven: (activating the intruder alert.) Why are you here, Mumbo? Mumbo: (pulling out his wand.) I have come to get revenge on you, on Deadpool, and the rest of the Titans. But mostly Deadpool. Deadpool: (storming in with the rest of the team.) See, Raven? I told you I don't steal from the fridge. (Under his breathe.) Most of the time. Mumbo raises one eyebrow, then turns Cyborg into a chimichanga. Deadpool tries to eat cyborg, but he runs away. Deadpool: (in an Irish accent.) GET INSIDE MA BELLY!!! Beast Boy: (raising one eyebrow.) that's just, weird. Starfire: (shooting lasers from her eyes at Mumbo.) You will change cyborg back, or I will turn you to dust! Mumbo: (dodging each of starfire's blasts.) Ain't gonna happen, Starfire! Being beaten by teenagers has always made me feel like a low-rate super villain, but no longer. Now, I shall have my revenge! Ahahahahahahaha!!! Raven uses her magic to change Cyborg back to normal, but Mumbo teleports them to a carnival. Deadpool: (in a British accent.) Oh, I do love a good carnival! What fun we will have! Robin, Starfire, Raven, Beast Boy and Cyborg: WILL YOU SHUT UP!?! Deadpool: (crossing his arms.) Evidently, not. Mumbo: (appearing from smoke.) Welcome Teen Titans, to you're demise! Deadpool: Thanks for the warm welcome! Mumbo agrivatedely pulls out his wand, zaps Beast Boy, Raven, Starfire and Cyborg out cold, then mind controls Deadpool into attacking Robin. Robin: (pulling out his staff, while Deadpool pulls out his swords.) Mumbo, you madman. You'll pay for this!

Deadpool and Teen Titans part 8: Attack of the Brain!

The Teen Titans are now in space, getting ready to dock the Brain's space station. Cyborg: (Landing the shuttle in the docking bay.) This could be a trap. Beast boy: (getting off the shuttle with the others.) What do you mean, Cy? Cyborg: There aren't any guards, here. Robin: Stay alert, titans. The Brain could be any where. Suddenly, knock-out gas filled the room, rendering our heroes uncounsious. As Deadpool awoke, he found he was in a cell, with the others. The were approached by the Brain, himself! Brain: (in a sinister tone.) Now that you're all awake, I can say what must be said. I--. Deadpool: (rudely inturupting.) So you're the brains of all this. Brain: (ejecting out a device, electrocuting Deadpool.) Silence, you imbecile!!! Now where was I? Oh, yes. I plan to use this weapon to destroy most of you're major cities, forcing you're world leaders to surrender and hand over their control of earth. Robin: You won't get away with this, Brain! Raven, you know what to do. Raven teleports outside of the cell right behind Brain. Raven: (with energy pulsing from her hands.) It's over! Brain: (running away.) Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Raven releases the others from the cell. Starfire: (hugging Raven.) Thank you! Raven: Star, please let go. Robin: (pointing where Brain went.) TITANS GO! Brain presses a button, realesing very familiar robots. Deadpool: (pulling out his swords.) Oh look, doom bots. Wait-- doom bots?!? Beast Boy turns into a rhino, and rams them down. Deadpool: (grabbing Brain.) Why do you have doom bots, Brain? Brain: (frantically.) Ok, I'll talk! This is, really all a diversion, so that Dr. Doom can think up more to his plan. Robin: (angrily.) What is Doom up to!?! Brain: (even more scared now.) I honestly don't know! So the Titans take him to S.H.I.E.L.D., tell the authorities what's up, so they can send someone else to handle it and go home.
The end.

Deadpool and Teen Titans part 7: The game plan.

Titans Tower, conference room. Robin: Titans, I have recently discovered, that the Brain is planning to build a space station, with the power of a thousand nuclear warheads. Deadpool: Brain, huh? What about Pinky? Starfire: Pinky? Deadpool: Pinky and the Brain, you know? Starfire shook her head. Robin: (putting his hand on his head.) Look, the Brain is up to something, and we need to stop him! Deadpool: (putting his hands up.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Robin, a Death Star rip off, sounds like a lot of fun. But, perhaps, we leave it to the avengers, or the justice league. Anyone agree? Raven: No. Not at all. Deadpool: (ignoring Raven.) See, Robin? Everyone else agrees with me. Robin: (impatiently.) Deadpool, we're stopping Brain, and that's that! Do you understand! Deadpool: (sarcastically.) Oh, sure! That's a splendid idea! Why don't we stop by the enchanted forest, and pick up some unicorns, while we're at it? Everyone looks at Deadpool, sternly. Cyborg: (heading towards the other room.) Follow me, guys. The roof of the Titans Tower. Cyborg: (pulling a sheet off an object.) I give you, the Titan shuttle! It comes with built in weapons, and moves at 800 miles per hour! Beast Boy: Awesome, idea, Cyborg! Robin: I second that opinion! Inside the shuttle, our heroes buckle themselves in. Deadpool: (comfortably.) Nice interior, Cy-Guy! Cyborg: (piloting them into space.) Thanks! Just, don't call me Cy-Guy. Deadpool: (taunting Cyborg.) Ok, Cy-Guy! Cyborg deeply sighs. Deadpool: (singing.) Nintey nine cartons of milk on the wall!- Raven: (interrupting.) Will you shut up!?!
To be continued...

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Deadpool and Teen Titans part 6: Definitely going to sue.

Titans Tower. Deadpool is now fighting Deathstroke, in an outfit resembling that of his. Deadpool: We look like twins, now! Ahahaha! Deathstroke: (stabbing his sword through Deadpool's chest.) This ought to shut you up. Deadpool: (pulling the sword out.) Not today, sucker! Robin: Oh... My... God. Deadpool: (punching Deathstroke.) Yeah, I have a healing factor! Yay, me!!! Deathstroke: (kicking Deadpool, in the face.) It appears, I've underestimated you. That's, just a small setback, however. Robin grabs Deathstroke by the arm, and throws him into a wall. Deadpool: (kicking Deathstroke threw the wall.) Not so fun being kicked, now, is it? Is it!?! Deadpool grabs Deathstroke by the shoulder, and punches the side of his jaw. Deadpool: Yeah, you might wanna see a dentist, don't ya think? Deathstroke: (snapping Deadpool's head backwards.) Mabye, now, you'll die. Deadpool: (snapping his head into place.) Doubt it, stupid! By the way, are you a pirate? Deathstroke: What? No, I'm not a pirate! What's a matter with you? Deadpool: (shrugging.) I dunno. Deathstroke pulls a gun out, but Robin kicks it out of his hand. Robin: (kicking Deathstroke in the gut.) You're going down, Deathstroke! Deathstroke gets up, rushes through them, jumps out the window, and flies away in a helicopter. Deathstroke: It's no matter, Robin! I was only seeing the new guy's skills. Farewell! The kitchen of the Titans Tower, morning. Cyborg: I heard a ruckus last night. What was it? Robin: It was Slade. We beat him, but he'll be back. Cyborg: ... And we'll be ready for him!
The end.

Deadpool and Teen Titans part 5: Two of a kind.

Titans Tower, 3 am, Robin's room. Deadpool: (poking Robin, repeatedly.) Robin... Robin, wak up. Robin: Deadpool, it's three in the morning, go back to bed. Deadpool: (slapping Robin.) Robin, someone's in the living room. He has only one eye. Like a pirate. Robin was wide awake by then, because he knew that man. The two headed towards the living room, discovering his old enemy, Deathstroke! Robin: Well, if it isn't Slade Wilson! Deathstroke: (pulling out his gun.) Robin, when I'm on work, call me Deathstroke. Deadpool: (pulling out his gun.) Slade Wilson, huh? Does my costume look like you'res, in any way? Deathstroke: Not really. Deadpool: Good, that means no one can sue. The two weapon wielding fighters leaped towards each other. They pulled the triggers at the same time, causing each bullet to hit one another. Deathstroke pulled out his staff. Deadpool: What is it time to play baseball? Hahaha! Deathstroke jabbed Deadpool in the gut, launching him into the other room. Robin: (pulling out his staff.) it's time I handle you myself, Deathstroke! Just then, they were interrupted, when Deadpool came out, wearing an outfit, heavily resembling Deathstroke's. Deadpool: (pulling out his swords.) Yep, you're definetly going to sue. Ahahaha!!!
To be continued...

Deadpool and Teen Titans part 4: The Silver Samurai!

Deadpool is now up against the Silver Samurai. Silver Samurai: (slicing Deadpool's arm off.) You are a fool to challenge me, Deadpool! Deadpool: (running towards his arm.) Could someone give me a hand? Ahaw! Deadpool reattached his arm, and pulled out his katana blades. Deadpool: Are you ready to party!? They fought ferociously. Their swords clashing with every, powerful strike, however, Silver Samurai got the upper hand, tripping Deadpool, with a sword at his head. Deadpool: (pointing to the side.) Hey, look! A distraction! Silver Samurai did not turn around, and instead was knocked out by Robin, who had just arrived with the other titans. Robin: (helping Deadpool up.) Thanks for distracting him Deadpool. Beast Boy called us to help out. Deadpool: No trouble, pal. Now, let's get back home, shall we? So, our heroes put Silver Samurai in prison, and headed back to the tower.
The end.
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Monday, February 9, 2015

Deadpool and Teen Titans part 3: A new day for Deadpool!

The Titan's tower, 10 AM. Deadpool: (in the kitchen, making breakfast.) Hey, Beast Boy! I made pancakes! Beast Boy: Gee, thanks! I love pancakes! Deadpool decided to sit down, and eat all the pancakes. Beast Boy: Deadpool! Deadpool: Hey, I said I made pancakes, I didn't say they were for you! Beast Boy gave Deadpool an angry look. Deadpool: Oh, lighten up, beastie! Let's go to the arcade! So the two headed towards town. Arcade 10:45. Beast Boy: This is fun, but we should getting back to the tower. Deadpool: Fine! On the way home, our heroes noticed some ninjas were robbing a bank. Deadpool: Ninjas?! Well, this is gonna be awesome! Beast Boy: You said it, Deadpool! Let's do this! Beast Boy turned into a cheetah, but was knocked out cold by something. ???: Well, hello there, Deadpool. I see you're working with the Titans. It was the Silver Samurai! Deadpool: Sword fight, time! Deadpool pulled out his katana blades, Silver Samurai pulled out his katana, and the two sprung into battle!
To be continued...

Deadpool and the Teen Titans part 2: Just, a bunch of Mumbo, jumbo!

The Teen Titans, and Deadpool, are now up against Mumbo the magnificent! Mumbo: Now, you will perish by my greatness! Deadpool: Yadda, Yadda, Yadda! You are one, lame-looking super-baddy! Deadpool sucker-punched Mumbo on the jaw, almost knocking him out. Deadpool: Bye the way, my name is Deadpool. Mumbo: Well, Deadpool, you're not going to be laughing when I'm through! Presto, change-o! In a flash of light, Deadpool was a vacuum. Deadpool: Well, this sucks! Get it, any one? Beast Boy: This guy is halarious! Deadpool vacuumed up Mumbo's wand, breaking it. The magic wore off, and Deadpool was back to his old self. Mumbo: No!!! Now, I'll have to make a new one! Cyborg: (knocking Mumbo, uncounsious.) I don't think so, Mr. Blue! Robin: Thanks for the help, Deadpool. Just then, Deadpool got a call from a friend. He told Deadpool, his apartment burnt down. Deadpool: Hey, guys. It seems my home was burnt to a crisp. Can I stay with you? Robin: I guess it wouldn't hurt, to have another member. Alright, come on!
The end.

Deadpool and Teen Titans fanfic part 1: Winning!

New York City, Deadpool's apartment. Deadpool: I'm bored! Maybe I'll go on vacation. Deadpool looks at a vacation website, and one city catches his eye. Deadpool: I guess I'll go to Jump City. A few days later, Deadpool arrived at Jump City, finding that an evil magician was on a rampage. Deadpool: no wonder my plane ticket was so cheap. Suddenly, the magician was fighting five super-powered teenagers. It was the Teen Titans! Deadpool noticed them, and wondered if he should help. Deadpool: I like to beat up bad guys, but I'm on vacation. Oh, what the heck!" Deadpool jumped into the battle, causing everyone to stare. Deadpool: Don't worry, guys. I'm on you're side! Could you introduce me, please? The Titan's leader, Robin, introduced Deadpool to the others. Robin: The green one is Beast Boy, the one that's part machine is Cyborg, the lady in the cloak is Raven, and the red-head is Starfire. Oh, and the villain here, is Mumbo the magician. Clear enough, for you? Deadpool: Yes. Now, let's beat up, magic smurf, here! Mumbo: I am not a smurf! Though, I am magical.
To be continued...


Teen Titans theme song

Disclaimer: I did not make this video.